Saturday, November 05, 2005

The Hamper Industry Is Screwing You!

Lisa's "Still More Things That Seem Obvious" is brilliant, as always, but I will disagree with her slightly on one thing: She says, "If you put your clothes in the hamper right when you take them off, they won't be on the floor in the morning." She's right... up to a point.

See, hampers are a scam! Don't buy one!

You have a hamper. A big metal one! It's called a washing machine. Just put your dirty clothes in there when you take them off, and you're good to go.

And that's about the extent of my wisdom.

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