Monday, December 19, 2005

"And Did You Know That Little Baby Jesus Grew Up To Be... Jesus?"

That was how Homer ended his hysterical version of the first Christmas on The Simpsons this past Sunday. ("Herod is coming for the child! Manger danger! Manger danger!")

Of course, Homer ended up scrambling around on Christmas looking for a present for Marge. If you don't want to end up similarly screwed, Dealhack (via Consumerist) has you covered, with a list of online retailers and their absolute deadlines for holiday ordering.

One more great Simpsons line, from Dr. Nick, coming into the manger to deliver the baby: "Shalom, everybody! I've got some very good news: Caesar invented the Caesarian!"

God, I love that show.

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