Wednesday, December 14, 2005

And Yet When I Steal Someone's Bra It's a Big Deal

A Chinese man who fell in love with his neighbor and repeatedly broke into her home, on one occasion stealing her bra, has been pardoned by a Chinese court.

In fairness to the lovestruck fool, while he was in there, he also washed her dishes, did her laundry, left her snacks and even fixed her computer, according to Reuters/Yahoo.

By the way, when he was caught by police, the man admitted that although he was secretly in love with the woman, and could not muster up the courage to speak to her, he still had placed a bet with his roommate that he would win her heart.

Yes, that's right: China, apparently, is a gigantic Kate Hudson movie.

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