Friday, December 16, 2005

I Can Bring Peace to the Internet

And really that's what I'm all about.

Since there seems to be so much controversy about whether Rebecca should have been named co-Apprentice -- an idea that seems silly to me -- let me suggest the answer that will make everyone happy, so we can all go back to getting along. (or at least go back to arguing over Homer Simpson's ability to compute advanced mathematical equations)

Here's the solution:

If you think Rebecca should have been named co-Apprentice, then from now on, every season of The Apprentice, you should stop watching after the second-to-last episode, since for you there is no difference between coming in first and coming in second.

There. No need to thank me.

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