Friday, December 23, 2005

If You're Thinking of Turning "Shine" Into "Shite" I'm Way Ahead Of You

Gawker reveals that the ordinarily loathsome Star Jones sent out a unbelievably loathsome holiday e-card this year that was actually a pitch to buy her new book, Shine. What a lovely sentiment.

Fortunately, Perez Hilton has the perfect gift picked out: a contest to Photoshop Star's book cover into something to make her really angry. And I think we all know that when Star gets mad, she breaks through walls like Kool Aid.

1 comment:

Boski93 said...

There is not a Depends undergarment big enough for this.