Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Most Obviously Full-of-Shit Statement of 2005... Or Really Any Year

"When I saw her come out topless, I go, "Oh, God, this is not what I want."

-- Scumbagarazzi Peter Brandt, on his reaction when he was camped out with a telephoto lens trained on Jennifer Aniston's backyard from 300 yards away. Despite his dismay and disapppointment he snapped away. (quoted in The Week)

Overcome with remorse, Brandt later told ABC Radio, "She's the one who went out there topless. I didn't go looking for it."

No. He crouched 300 yards away from a young woman's home with a telephoto lens, like a gentleman. She's clearly the bad guy in this equation.

Why is this not illegal?

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