Monday, January 09, 2006

The Real Mystery on Desperate Housewives

It isn't Mary Alice's suicide or Martha Huber's murder or why the new what's-his-face is chained up in the basement.

It's what the fuck happened to Bree's daughter??

Seriously. She used to be on all the time. Then she disappeared for, like, six months. Then she came back for her father's funeral. Then she disappeared for a few more weeks. Then she came back, even though she used to be in the Abstinence Club or something, just to get boned by young Applewhite. Who apparently boned her into oblivion, because she's gone again.

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