Monday, February 13, 2006

"Firstly, Spray Special Healthful Liquid On Bust"

If it were up to me, they'd print that on money.

In this case, it is from the instructions for a device called The Bust Doctor. ("The Bust Doctor" is also, coincidentally, what is airbrushed on the side of my van.) It is an authentically medical-ish aid for those who would like their breasts to be shaped more like Robo-Devilled-Eggs.


Ellen said...

I must, I must, I must avoid the Bust....Doctor.

Getting squished once a year is torture enough, thanks.

Can't wait to see the infomercials for this.

Michael Markowitz said...

A little healthful liquid will help that squishing

I can't remember in which episode, but there was one Duckman scene that began with him on the phone, angrily saying, "So you're REFUSING to rent me a mammogram machine for one night? I'd like to speak to your supervisor please!" And then he was interrupted and hung up,

Ah, just another of the hundreds of gems cut for time...