Thursday, February 09, 2006

If Dr. Seuss Wrote a Hygiene Film

Say it with me:

"Blue, White, White, Blue,
Blood Comes From an Opening Between My Legs
I Do Not Put It In a Toilet
I Put It In a Wastebasket"

Perhaps most surprising is that everyone in the family apparently agreed way in advance on precisely what language they would use if Jill ever asked about periods. And notice how unsurprised Dad is at the topic of conversation. This guy is centered.

1 comment:

Sydelle Pearl said...

The film really gets terrific when mom sits down on the toilet and takes off her panties to show her demented child how to stick and unstick the sanitary pad over and over and over again.