Friday, February 17, 2006

Slut-o-Meter


Finally, a website that gets right down to the one question we all want answered about someone: How big a slut are they?

Slut-o-Meter determines a person's promiscuity by a dazzlingly simple formula: Google results with and without "safe search" enabled. So, for example, while Paris Hilton rates 84.07%, Suzanne Vega rates 2.77%.

If Suzanne or any other women need help raising their number...

2 comments:

Nieves said...

I think it's only fair that if you're going to share this hilarious website with people - who, if they're half as diabolical as my friends, will immediately begin leaving derogatory comments - then it's only fair you also introduce DontDateHimGirl.com.

For further details:http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/16/fashion/thursdaystyles/16WEB.html?ex=1140411600&en=b3be24153e6dbcb9&ei=5070

Michael Markowitz said...

Excellent tip, N, thanks!... That other site, truedater.com, is magical, too!

If any of your friends rank higher than, say, a sixty percent, please share!