Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The 2 in 1 Breast Enhancer and Massager

If you gave one of these to your special lady for Valentine's Day, my guess is you're single now.

If you check the product details for this device, which I will forever call "The Tit Lobster," one of the selling points is that "the big front LCD makes it easy to use."

I'm no doctor, but wouldn't a big
top LCD make it even easier to use?

Unless you're supposed to use it on
someone else... But how mad scientist is that?!

And one more question: If it's powered by two AAA batteries, then what by the hand of Zeus are those wires coming out of the bottom of it????!!!

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