Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Bracketology: Colbert Picks Oral Roberts University To Go All the Way

"Do you really think Memphis is going to be able to deal when 900 foot Jesus brings the pain? I mean he can dunk from the other end of the court. You cannot deny him the ball... Remember: Jesus lives outside of time. He's eligible forever."

-- Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report


1 comment:

Sean Tisdall said...

Astroturf:

"Concrete doesn't have a dew point"
-Lewis Black

Please don't squish me.