Monday, March 13, 2006

Why Wasn't He Stealing Billions With Halliburton Like the Rest of Them?

President Bush said he was "shocked to learn that his former domestic policy adviser was charged with theft for allegedly receiving phony refunds at department stores" according to USA Today.

Claude Alexander Allen was arrested for allegedly making 25 false returns at Target and Hecht's for "more than $5,000 worth of merchandise he did not buy." Which I guess means he (allegedly) stole it in the first place, then (allegedly) stole the money again when he returned it. So he should be arrested on 50 counts, no?

Meanwhile, he should get up in court and say, "Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, and you arrested me??!!"

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