Saturday, April 15, 2006

And the Survivor Parasite Award Goes To...


Every season of Survivor seems to have one person who is completely worthless, never contributes or wins anything, and expects the others to carry them along merely on the strength of their vote. Last season it was mildly retarded Lydia, but this season it's Cirie, who is the perfect combination of weak, lazy and cocky. Shane may be crazier than a craphouse rat, but at least he's proactive.

2 comments:

Lisa said...

I actually started liking her these last couple of weeks. She got funny all of a sudden. And her response to Shane's penis made my day! She laughed!! I like her.

Michael Markowitz said...

Okay then, I am totally changing my opinion rather than disagree with a woman I love. See what a good husband I'd be?