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"A major product recall, we'll tell you how to save your eyesight, tonight at 11."-- KNBC-TV promo
Oh my eyes, my EYES!
Yeah,Those little teases are actually shortening my life, because when I see them I go out of my way to avoid the news show they're trying to hook me into.Out of spite, I would lose my eyesight.Then again, when my wife makes me watch those stories, they're usually something earth shattering like, "Pointy sticks are being recalled after Studies show poking a stick in your eye can impair visual acuity by 25% to 97%"
Gina, LOL!Norm, well, in this case of course, I knew they were talking about the Renu solution that could blind you with a fungal infection... but what if I didn't? And in the two hours between the promo and the news I used the Renu solution on my eyes?When Kent Brockman on The Simpsons said a popular soft drink is actually a deadly poison, we'll tell you which one at eleven, I laughed. But it's quite serious. They really do that, and they shouldn't.I saw one promo where they talked about parking garage safety tips that could save your life... all next week! YIKES!!!
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