Friday, September 08, 2006

America's Schoolmarm Gave Us Homework

If you're like me, you feel as though you can't go outside and play until you do the homework assignment Ms. Couric gave us. We apparently have to come up with a sign-off for her nightly news show, or it's detention for the lot of us.

My favorite is one that several people have suggested to me:

"Either you're in, or you're out. I'm Katie Couric. Auf wiedersehen."

If Katie started saying that at the end of the news, then I'd start watching.

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