I saw a commercial -- I believe it was for Oldsmobile -- and it was a stumper.
A woman walks through the office. Everyone cowers as she walks by. She's apparently the office bitch, but we don't know why, since she looks pleasant enough. However, no one else in the office is actually working. Then again, neither is she.
Then she gets in the elevator, which makes the poor guy she's standing with nervous. The pen in his pocket starts to leak all over his shirt. (Because he's nervous? I don't know.)
Cut to her, driving her Oldsmobile, laughing hysterically at the poor guy.
Message I took away from the commercial? Douchebags drive Oldsmobiles.
Did I get it right?