Thursday, August 24, 2006

Today's Worst Person in the World? Limbaugh On Survivor

In his 8/23 radio show, Rush Limbaugh said the next Survivor puts African-Americans at an unfair disadvantage because "blacks can't swim" and that "people at CBS, behind the scenes, who just have heard about this, sort of scratch their heads -- say, 'What the hell are we doing? What are we going to do -- the swimming portion, how is that going to be fair?'"

Limbaugh went on to say that the "early money" is on the Hispanic-American tribe, because "these people have shown a remarkable ability, ladies and gentlemen, to cross borders, boundaries -- they get anywhere they want to go. They can do it without water for a long time. They don't get apprehended, and they will do things other people won't do."

Project Runway

The only thing worse than watching your Mom get picked last is watching someone make your Mom cry. Dude, not cool.

The most astonishing thing to me about last night's episode is that we now have proof that SIX times a man has been able to achieve and maintain an erection in the presence of Laura!

"The Final History in the Region Has Yet to be Written."

That's what Bush said in his press conference, speaking of the Middle East. I've been fantastizing all week about what it would have been like to be in that room, to raise my hand, and to say, "Mr. President, can you please list some regions for which the final history has been written?"