Friday, January 12, 2007

Why I Think David Beckham Should Only Be Allowed to Come to L.A. If He Promises To Leave Biotch Spice Behind

2 comments:

Scribe LA said...

OMG. Heineous. She's heinous. I mean, I always assumed she was, but I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. But now, yeah, it's like, can we take away her passport?
Scribe

Michael Markowitz said...

I agree. See, THIS is what Gitmo should be for.

Also, I can understand MAYBE if you decide to ruin and completely desexualize your body by starving yourself into a Jack Skellington doll... and I can understand getting sixteen plastic surgeries so you look like a a wax figure that's been left in the sun...

But what I don't understand is going in for your nose job with a picture of a baby pig and saying, "Give me THIS!"

Though with her low, simian brow and lack of breeding, maybe we're missing the big picture: maybe she escaped from The Island of Dr. Moreau.