Friday, February 23, 2007

I Will Never Forgive Kevin Federline For Turning This...

...Into This:

We trusted him with America's most precious natural resource: its hotness. And he let us down.

Hell, I'll say it: He let the troops down.


norm said...

I don't know...I think it may be like what happened to President Carter during his time in office.
All the bad crap was set in motion before he came on the scene and he was just the unfortunate guy who was there when the shit finally hit the fan.

Michael Markowitz said...

You're being characteristically generous to FedEx... though actually being pretty mean to Justin Timberlake, now that I think about it.

I still blame Federline. If you ask me, his dick shoots spurts of crazy.