Sunday, March 04, 2007

I Always Assumed It Was Ugly, But CNN Has Now Confirmed It


7 comments:

gina said...

LOL! Touche.

peeky said...

She's a super terrific non-anorexic, non-alcoholic happy lady!

Michael Markowitz said...

I'm going to have to put an asterisk next to the word "lady"... or any word that connotes a non-Adams-apple-bearing-organism.

If she were on Grey's Anatomy, what would her name be? I'm guessing either McBeasty, McStinky, McCunty, McGrody, McSkanky, or McSwitchy.

Anyone else have any ideas?

Sydelle Pearl said...

Unfortunately, "faggot" is already taken on that set.

Michael Markowitz said...

Too true. Speaking of which, I wonder if any Disney employees who were ever fired for sexual harassment are planning a McJuicy McLawsuit over selective enforcement.

peeky said...

They can't sue, because Isaiah Washington just won a NAACP image award, so he can't be a bigot. Yay!

Michael Markowitz said...

If he wins a GLAAD award, I'm walking out. Though why GLAAD would care if I walk out of my house I don't know.