"I was having dinner last night with some Hollywood pinheads."
[To Howard Stern] "Do you like to hang out with these pinhead movie stars?"
"The far-left paper Newsday printed yet another column today accusing me and John Gibson of fabricating the war on Christmas. Listen up, you pinheads, Christmas is over. The battle was real."
"Do you want this job, Snow? Do you want face these pinheads, these unbelievable cretins in the White House briefing room every day?"
"Well, Kristof doesn't know what he's talking about, but he objects to me calling him a left-wing ideologue. Yet he prints material from a left wing smear site, claiming I want the Air America pinheads put in jail. That riff on "The Radio Factor" was humorous talk radio hyperbole, as anybody listening would know... How nuts is this guy?!
[imitating John Kerry] "'Fox News attacked me' -- aw, you're a -- he's a sissy. He's a sissy. I knew it when he couldn't throw the ball at Fenway Park -- he's a sissy. You're a sissy... Yeah, Senator, with all due respect, you're a sissy. Get the kids health insurance, I'm with you -- you're a sissy."
"anti-American actor Sean Penn."
"[Al Gore's] got the Béla Lugosi haircut going on now."
"It was extremely mean-spirited, personal attacks on me by a guy named Dan Radmacher, a left-wing loon."
[Al Franken is a] "man without scruples, a far-left fanatic"
[George Clooney and Barbra Streisand are] "fanatics"
"Not only are you both guilty; you're both stupid."
"I mean, what I don't get about Susan Sarandon and her fellow S-P travelers is the constant anger"