Thursday, March 08, 2007

Star Jones to Mark New Territory on CourtTV

And I think we all know how Star Jones marks her territory: she uses her rough, fleshy hindquarters to spread her excrement around the area.

Anyway, it makes perfect sense for CourtTV to add lusus naturae Jones to its freak show. Though I believe her first program should force her to take the bar exam on air, live. After all, she claims to be an attorney, yet she famously persists in claiming that adding the word "allegedly" to a sentence makes it okay to say anything you want... something any thinking person will tell you is obviously ridiculous.

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