See, I have invented something so simple, yet so brilliant, that it would leave the judges breathless. (Except George Foreman. No one winds The Champ.)
My invention reaches a small-but-affluent market: celebrities plagued by paprazzi. It's called the Paparazz-No. Or The Paparazz-No-More ... or maybe The Paparazzinator 2000... Not sure yet, but patent pending. So don't steal this!
It's a hat covered on all sides by blinding, continuously-firing flashbulbs. It renders the wearer completely unphotographable (if a little laughable).
Slip it on in the limo, turn it on, and you can walk to any restaurant, club, or awards show with a new spring in your step.
Wealthy investors out there? You know where to find me.
Friday, July 20, 2007
at 7:24 AM