Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Angelina Jolie To Give Up Sex With Women, Lickety-Split

"I've never hidden my bisexuality. But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

-- Angelina Jolie

There's a little black spot on the sun today.
-- Me


norm said...

I'm sorry.....I just can't get over the phrase "Likety-split" used in this context....

Michael Markowitz said...

I believe you know me well enough after all these years to know that was no accident.

norm said...


(I'm standing up at work now, doing the slow clapping thing.
My co-workers have no idea what I'm doing, but they've seen enough crappy movies that they are, one by one, standing and joining me in an ovation.
I'll tell them later what it was for.)