Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Note to American Idol's Sundance Head: Breathe Deep the Gathering Gloom

Pretty soon you'll cry for love and have none.

You Wouldn't Expect to Enjoy a Discussion of Genital Warts and Penis Length

At first I focused on how cute Olivia and Anna are... then I got interested in what they were saying... then I went back to how cute they are... then I realized how hot this was getting... then I had to lie down... then I watched it again.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Cruel Shoes

I've written before about how ridiculous it is for women to fixate on shoes. No straight man cares what shoes you're wearing, so why punish your feet?

Of course every time a woman is a victim of her own low self-esteem, a pharmaceutical company gets its wings. So behold the video below: a draconian solution to a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place.

And take a good look at the woman profiled in this piece, who apparently was interviewed during a break from chasing moose and squirrel. Honestly: are her shoes really involved in drawing the line between "hot" and "not"? And frankly, isn't that line several football-field-lengths behind her?

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Believe Nothing You See Or Read

Here are two conflicting reports from CNN regarding Britney Spears' getting a buzz cut. One is a first-person account, the other is a nightmarish version cobbled from hearsay and unnamed sources.

I'm no expert, but a woman with 4" hair and wads of skunky, painful extensions has few options other than getting "The Full Khambatta."