Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Cracked: "Six Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped"


My Answer to the "How Do We Pull Out Now?" Guy

If you watched the lively YouTube/CNN debate, you no doubt saw the knucklehead who kept chanting, "How do we pull out now?" He was referring to Iraq, and summed up his babbling with this plaintive wail: "Do you leave a newborn baby to take care of himself?"

None of the candidates said what I would have said. If any had, I would have quit my job and devoted my life to his campaign.

The correct answer is:

"If three tigers are fighting in a closet, do we keep standing in the middle, or do we get the hell out of there?"

How do we
not pull out now?

As If Lindsay Lohan Didn't Have Enough Problems...

Monday, July 23, 2007

Decisions, Decisions...

Do I buy these games the moment they come out... or the
second they come out?