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My Answer to the "How Do We Pull Out Now?" Guy

If you watched the lively YouTube/CNN debate, you no doubt saw the knucklehead who kept chanting, "How do we pull out now?" He was referring to Iraq, and summed up his babbling with this plaintive wail: "Do you leave a newborn baby to take care of himself?"

None of the candidates said what I would have said. If any had, I would have quit my job and devoted my life to his campaign.

The correct answer is:

"If three tigers are fighting in a closet, do we keep standing in the middle, or do we get the hell out of there?"

How do we not pull out now?

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