Friday, October 19, 2007

Gaydar

Comedy Central has launched a great new Daily Show website that is on its way to offering the entire TDS video library. In recognition and appreciation of this awesome development, here is one of my favorite Stephen Colbert pieces ever:







(Some have reported plug-in trouble with the Comedy Central player. If you have this problem, try the player on the bottom.)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

What is America To Me?


Yeah, I Know...

I know Larry Craig is a hypocrite and a liar. And I know he is just about the creepiest media personality since David Gest.

But my advice to Larry?

DO NOT RESIGN. If they want you out of your office, make 'em send a SWAT team. Don't leave until they start lobbing tear gas.

Why should you resign? It's not like you SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE or something.

That's right, Dick Cheney shot an old man in the face, and not only did he not resign, he has, to this day, refused to be interviewed by police! Hell, he made the old man he shot apologize to him!

So Larry, you stay put, you big gay hypocrite freedom fighter, you.



Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID)


Just So I Understand the Fox News Grading System...

Rudy Giuliani:

Failed to prepare city for terrorist attack

Caused the deaths of innumerable rescue workers through incompetence and dishonesty

In the two months following 9/11, spent more time at Yankee games than at Ground Zero

Abandoned "search for victims" as soon as gold reserve worth hundreds of millions of dollars was retrieved

Sent victims' remains to Fresh Kills landfill, later used some of the remains of our honored dead to fill potholes

Blew off 9/11 Commission meetings for paying gigs

Made millions as "anti-terrororist consultant"

VERDICT: HERO



Sean Penn:

Plunged chest-deep in contaminated water for days carrying Katrina victims to safety

VERDICT: TRAITOR

Wednesday, October 17, 2007