Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Makeup Continuum

In the interest of science, I've devised a scale of makeup intensity, from least makeup worn to most makeup worn.  Where on this scale do you fall?



Infant
Gym Teacher
Indigo Girl
Housewife 
Secretary - Day
Secretary - Evening
Model
Supermodel
Suicide Girl
Little Pageant Girl
Cindy McCain
Whore
Amy Winehouse
New York Secretary
Mime
Katie Couric
Corpse
Clown
Corpse Clown
Lucy
Corpse Lucy
Jillian Barberie
The Joker
Blue Man
Chelsia from Big Brother 9

5 comments:

msnotty said...

I guess I'm "Secretary - Day"

gina said...

Hehe, that's good! I'm probably "Secretary - Day", too.

Michael Markowitz said...

Excellent. Congratulations to both of you. You are in the best part of the continuum, the part where it is possible for a woman to be sexually attractive. The top of the continuum, where you are, is what's called "The Aniston Zone"...

As you move further down, you pass through the "Terrifying Zone"... then the "Tranny Zone"... then the "Sex and the City Zone" then the "Posh Zone"... then the "Gargoyle Zone"... and finally you reach Chelsia, who is in the "Grotesquerie Zone", a.k.a. "The Blanquita Cullum Zone." This is a zone where sexuality, joy, and even light cannot survive.

Sydelle Pearl said...

Suicide Girl

Michael Markowitz said...

Sydelle, while your wild side is well-known, I have seen you occasionally veer into "Lucy" territory