Monday, May 05, 2008


"Sorry.  Lo siento mucho.  You are muerta.  Kaput."

 -- multi-multi-lingual jamón Maria Conchita Alonso, evicting a contestant on my new obsession, Viva Hollywood on VH-1.   The grand prize is a role on a Telemundo telenovela and, in the words of another contestant, "one thousand hundred dollars."


Ellen said...

What the heck happened to Maria's face?
Que lastima!

Michael Markowitz said...

LOL! As eef you dun know wuttapent! You BEECH!