Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Makeup Continuum

In the interest of science, I've devised a scale of makeup intensity, from least makeup worn to most makeup worn.  Where on this scale do you fall?



Infant
Gym Teacher
Indigo Girl
Housewife 
Secretary - Day
Secretary - Evening
Model
Supermodel
Suicide Girl
Little Pageant Girl
Cindy McCain
Whore
Amy Winehouse
New York Secretary
Mime
Katie Couric
Corpse
Clown
Corpse Clown
Lucy
Corpse Lucy
Jillian Barberie
The Joker
Blue Man
Chelsia from Big Brother 9

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Breast Milk. Mommy's Breast Milk. What Kind of Kids Suck Mommy's Breast Milk?

Should've Asked Me tipster Sydelle Pearl rightly alerts us to the best line in this troubling and hilarious video, which occurs 1:54 in.