Just a little Keeley Hazell, to clear BB9's Chelsia and Survivor's Natalie out of my brain.
Friday, May 02, 2008
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
There are some great Cadillac commercials. You know the ones I mean: the ones with Kate Walsh. They are the sexiest, most arresting ads on the air. They get the message across, and I never FF through them.
How is it possible to take the muy caliente Sofia Vergara and make an ad as irritating as this one? First of all, it's a straw man: I don't believe that statistic one bit. Second of all, it undercuts Sofia's argument -- that women have more substantial concerns than cupholders -- when she extols the plaid leather trim. I think cupholders are a much bigger consideration than plaid leather trim, but what do I know?
Still, I was willing to give Cadillac the benefit of the doubt. After all, any company that shares my love of Kate Walsh and Sofia Vergara gets the okus dokus from me.
Over and over this week, I've seen polls cited, showing that 40%, 50%, 60%, 20%, 10% -- pick a number -- agree with a statement like the following:
The weird shark attacks this week got me to thinking... and that's never a good thing.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Watching Bush's press conference this morning, I am filled with a terrible sadness. Bush is scary petulant when it comes to drilling in ANWR.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Chelsia, I know you know to put on makeup in the morning, but you do know you're allowed to occasionally take it off at night, right? I mean, if we cut your head in half, could we tell your age by counting the layers of makeup? And can we cut your head in half? Please? Also, thanks for wearing that outfit you wore on the finale. I always wondered if there was a dress that simultaneously said "wrestler thighs" and "ten dollar bus depot blow job."