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The Other Lesson to be Learned From Hillary Clinton's Insane Self-Destruction

The first lesson is, of course, that she's batshit crazy.

But the other lesson -- and a lot of people need to learn this -- is as follows:

If your apology contains the word "if" it is not a real apology.

Oh, and it should also contain some variation of either "apologize" or "sorry."

Senator Clinton: "I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation, and particularly for the Kennedy family was in any way offensive"

Again, not really an apology. Like a lot of public figures, she does this a lot. The media need to stop calling it an "apology" and call it what it is: a passive-agressive bird-flip.

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To Quote Pat Metheny, "As Falls Wichita, So Falls Wichita Falls"

“You know what they say: As Ohio goes, so goes the nation.”

-- Hillary Clinton, 3/4/08

"It's often been said: As Kentucky goes, so goes the nation."

-- Hillary Clinton, 5/20/08

(Also in tonight's speech Clinton said, "It's not just Kentucky bluegrass that's music to my ears." No word on what other vegetation or shrubbery the Senator enjoys listening to.)

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