Friday, July 25, 2008

She's About to Lose Control, But You Won't Like It

The horror of substance addiction has never been so harrowingly linked to the despair of Pointer Sisters abuse. Look what caffeine did to her. It's got her burnin' up. If she doesn't get help she'll wind up strung out in an alley, doing the Neutron Dance.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Not to Ridiculousize April or Anything...

"It's nice when you have someone you can conversate with on an intellectual level."

-- Big Brother 10's April, explaining Ollie's appeal. Based on his seeming absence from this week's shows,
I'd assumed Ollie was dead. Looking back, I realize he probably was just rendered unconscious by prolonged exposure to April's eye makeup.