Perhaps the Pistachio Recall is Overly Ambitious

I think circumcision is beyond its scope, but that's me.

msnbc.com

I'm Getting in Line Already: Postal Service to Issue Simpsons Stamps

Postal Service launching 'Simpsons' stamps
Designs will feature characters from the Fox series

(Hollywood Reporter)

Your Ass is Grassley

When I was a kid, we called playing the dozens "ranking." In that spirit, I present (via Huffington Post) Senator Charles Grassley (R-ude), Ranking Member of the Senate Finance Committee, and also apparently Ranking Member in Charge of Juvenile and/or Tasteless Discourse. Having previously called on AIG executives to kill themselves, as well as heaping scorn on their tit-sucking, he's now sunk well below the "That's what she said" level, as seen in this clip.