Wednesday, May 05, 2010

I Do Appreciate the Deal, Domino's Pizza, But You're Playing With My Mind

This is kind of like those scenes where a computer is given a paradox -- like "Everything I say is a lie" -- and starts smoking and sparking. Or like when, because I was a valued customer, used to send me discount codes every day "for new customers only"... until I stopped shopping there.

But here's the deal. Literally, the deal: Domino's just sent me an email for their "2X Tuesdays Deal" which is good on "Tuesdays Only." Today. Which is Wednesday. With an "Order This Deal Now" button. 

I need to lie down.

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