Tuesday, November 09, 2010

What I Imagine Every Conversation Between Chris Matthews and Mike Barnicle is Like:



Chris Matthews:  Here in America we don't make things anymore.

Mike Barnicle: I know!

Chris Matthews: Right??

Mike Barnicle:  Absolutely.

Chris Matthews:  We used to make things.

Mike Barnicle: Not anymore.

Chris Matthews: I was just thinking that.

Mike Barnicle: You're so right.

(pause)

Mike Barnicle: And nobody shares sacrifice.

Chris Matthews: But mainly we don't make things anymore.

Mike Barnicle: You nailed it.

(pause)

Mike Barnicle:  Where are we?

Chris Matthews: Never mind that, where are your pants?!

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